the x from outer space.

Metropolis II.

by Chris Burden.

le(t's)go.

we are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. but we can understand the Universe. that makes us something very special. -steven hawking

hellllo kitty.

ultraman on crack.

for jimmy.

follow jim here: VIVA LA TRANZA

on the naughty list.

santaz comin' lil bitches.

past, present, future-ama.

all burger errythang.

i had done a blog post similar to this one on the old blog and felt like it needed to be done again. so here's a new (and maybe improved) super-sized burger post.

wtf x-mas gifts.

breast milk alcohol test kit. we can't have the little ones gettin drunk off nip. this is for all you lush ass mommies out there.

for those of you who can't get enough of that wonderfully delightful meatball taste.

as if riding a segway didn't already make you look like a tool now you can add a trailer to that bad boy. and if i were you i'd add some truck nuts to complete this horrific contraption, go big or go home riight? (just go home)

drugs affect everyone.

x-mas wants.

killer cukoo clock inspired by 'the shining'.

mark ryden's new book. (won't be getting this till its released on paperback cause this mother is going for $1,000, or $6,000 for the super deluxe "art edition".)

guys, take note: you can never go wrong with cashmere. george wanted to be drape himself in velvet, all girls wanna be draped in cashmere. it may sound cliche but its a fact. bitches be losin' their shit over some cashmere. myself included.

its ain't christmas without krampus: