wtf x-mas gifts.

breast milk alcohol test kit. we can't have the little ones gettin drunk off nip. this is for all you lush ass mommies out there.

for those of you who can't get enough of that wonderfully delightful meatball taste.

as if riding a segway didn't already make you look like a tool now you can add a trailer to that bad boy. and if i were you i'd add some truck nuts to complete this horrific contraption, go big or go home riight? (just go home)

drugs affect everyone.